You Know You're in America When....
....a one and a half litre glass of coke is considered a medium
....ordering a cup of coffee turns into 20 questions
....you can spend half an hour flicking through the TV channels and there's STILL nothing on.
....everything has a low-fat, low-carb, low-fat-low-carb, low-sodium, no-sodium, caffeine-free, alternative. None of them taste better than the container that they're in.
....Tipping is not a city in China; China is somewhere in Europe
....sarchasm is a valley somehwere in the Midwest
....irony is how your shirt looks after it's been pressed
....breakfast has to have at least five types of sugar and two types of pastry
....crossing the road is an Olympic sport; you get points for artistic impression and the number of limbs you manage to keep.
posted by Chris Clarke @ 3:40 PM
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.....you see cops in cars eating donuts!
......everybody sounds american!
......when you eat fries with everything!!!
...no pics?
Got one for you, Chris. Don't know if you know this, but you can trade in a empty toner cartridge and get a ream of paper because you "recycled" your toner. When I went to do this, the sales associate told me they "didn't have paper". I said "you are an office supply store and you don't have paper?" Go Figure!! kwf
At my bank's ATM drive-up window, I noticed there is Braille writing on the machine. I could see it. Plainly.
Did I mention it's a drive-up window?
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