Heading To The Hills. Again.

This is a recorded message. Chris isn't here right now. He's gone galavanting off to the Blue Ridge Mountains and North Carolina for a couple of days of intellectual scientific discussion and no drinking at all whatsoever. Honestly. Please leave your name, number, age, rank, sex, shoe size, IQ, blood type, whether you're an inny-or-outty belly button, favourite drink, name of the political party you voted for in the last election, name of your second cousin's wife's friend's tennis partner and any other piece of useless information you feel like disclosing (and might come in handy for blackmail purposes) after the tone. Please state this information in that order precisely otherwise your message will be broadcast to the entire television watching world. We hope you have a pleasant evening.

In short: Gone to Cashiers, NC for a conference. Back on Friday. See you all then.